You Should Live in the Suburbs
Like many people, you like the city - but you don't want to live in it.
For you, the suburbs is the perfect compromise.
You can enjoy the city as much as you want, but you have a quiet, safe neighborhood to come home to.
It's official, I'm doomed to live my life in a cookie cutter house with a postage-stamp sized lawn. Anyone up for a trip to the mall? We can stop at The Olive Garden on the way...